Stout Division Talk

[Pat]

Bats for sale! Bats for sale!

[Clay]

Bats for sale! Bats for sale!

You disgust me. We don't quit in the Stout. 3 games out of the WC with a full week before the half-way point. For shame! FOR SHAME!

[Pat]

Who said I was quiting? I just know, that this team is not a Brewmaster's contender. Last year's team was. This year, it is not. I think I could trade every single player in my trade block thread for picks/prospects and still win the Wild Card.

Planning on it, actually.

[Clay]

Another B'More Beatdown from the Stout...

Let's do it again after the break, Boys!

[Delandis]

Another B'More Beatdown from the Stout...

Let's do it again after the break, Boys!

Get it in while you can. You guys struggled with us with both Wallace and Sato out of the lineup and Ivan Garcia played hurt with strained rib cage muscles.

Plus, Salcido made the entire Virginia lineup look silly in Game 3.

[Clay]

Get it in while you can. You guys struggled with us with both Wallace and Sato out of the lineup and Ivan Garcia played hurt with strained rib cage muscles.

Plus, Salcido made the entire Virginia lineup look silly in Game 3.

A) I handled you in your house

B) Wilmington exposed your shitty road skills again.

C) Scoreboard

[Delandis]

C) Scoreboard

Only thing that you said that made sense.

You "handled" me with
1)a 1-run win,
2) a win where my spot starter spotted you 10 walks and you still only managed 4 hits and 5 runs
3) and a loss where the vaunted VA offense managed a measly two-hits against a rookie starter.

All of this with arguably the best hitter for average in the league and a HOF on the DL. Yes....you handled me well. (that's what she said?)

What's funny is that even with my Gramades road record (not sure when .500 on the road became shitty), there are 22 other teams that wish they had my overall record. Like I said el capitan, I wasn't worried when you and the Stoutettes were wishing for my demise in May,

and I'm not worried now.

Last time you guys bragged I went on a 16-game win streak so keep it coming.

[Jistic]

A) I handled you in your house

B) Wilmington exposed your shitty road skills again.

C) Scoreboard

Give him the Freddy.

[Sully]

I think you made him mad, Clay.

[Delandis]

I think you made him mad, Clay.

Not by a long shot, sir. However, I'm flattered that beating Baltimore is considered an accomplishment.

[Clay]

Not by a long shot, sir. However, I'm flattered that beating Baltimore is considered an accomplishment.

It's not...

<table class="lposhadow" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="296"><tbody><tr class="title"><td class="hscl" width="208">Baltimore Bulldogs</td><td class="hsnr">Record</td></tr> <tr><td class="s1_l">Batavia Muckdogs</td><td class="s1">5-1</td></tr> <tr><td class="s2_l">California Kodiaks</td><td class="s2">6-3</td></tr> <tr><td class="s1_l">Carolina Tobs</td><td class="s1">4-2</td></tr> <tr><td class="s2_l">Davenport Brawlers</td><td class="s2">3-3</td></tr> <tr><td class="s1_l">Hyundai Dinos</td><td class="s1">3-0</td></tr> <tr><td class="s2_l">Los Alamos Bandits</td><td class="s2">5-1</td></tr> <tr><td class="s1_l">Los Lunas Javelinas</td><td class="s1">3-0</td></tr> <tr><td class="s2_l">Morgantown Mohawks</td><td class="s2">4-2</td></tr> <tr><td class="s1_l">Philadelphia Freedom</td><td class="s1">5-2</td></tr> <tr><td class="s2_l">Virginia Colonials</td><td class="s2">3-6</td></tr> <tr><td class="s1_l">Washington Bats</td><td class="s1">2-4</td></tr> <tr><td class="s2_l">Wilmington Wildcats</td><td class="s2">4-5</td></tr> <tr><td class="s1_l">Windy City Playboys</td><td class="s1">5-1</td></tr></tbody></table>
... it's considered standard.

For comparison... I'm 18-9 against your division.

Only thing that you said that made sense.

You "handled" me with
1)a 1-run win,
2) a win where my spot starter spotted you 10 walks and you still only managed 4 hits and 5 runs
3) and a loss where the vaunted VA offense managed a measly two-hits against a rookie starter.

You just keep telling yourself that... I'll just keep beating you head-to-head.

[Clay]

For the record, as to not risk someone getting bent out of shape, I'm just busting balls.... Please don't take my words as actually believing this gives me a valuable skill.

[funclown]

For the record, as to not risk someone getting bent out of shape, I'm just busting balls.... Please don't take my words as actually believing this gives me a valuable skill.

Jerk.

[Delandis]

For the record, as to not risk someone getting bent out of shape, I'm just busting balls.... Please don't take my words as actually believing this gives me a valuable skill.

C'mon Clay. I feel like I've been on this site long enough for you to know its all in fun. This isn't the DL.

We can talk shit to each other and have a beer later.


You are still an asshole, though.

[Clay]

C'mon Clay. I feel like I've been on this site long enough for you to know its all in fun. This isn't the DL.

We can talk shit to each other and have a beer later.


You are still an asshole, though.

My DISCLAIMER wasn't at you. I know you know its all in good fun.