Pilsner Division Talk - The Premier Division

[Jake]

Didn't I sweep you and Denver?

No, we took it 2-1... but I think there was a game we won either in the bottom of the 9th or in extras that you were pretty disappointed about.

[Carlos]

In lieu of the trades being made in the Pilsner (thank you, Brad), I'd like to remind my mates of something.

Cumulative Games Over .500 since 1984 (first year of the Pilsner Division)
<table cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 border=0 width='435px'>
<thead><tr class='headline'><td class='hsc2_l'>Year</td><td class='hsc2'>SYR</td><td class='hsc2'>DAL</td><td class='hsc2'>DEN</td><td class='hsc2'>IND</td></tr></thead>
<tr class='s1'><td 's1_l'>1984</td><td>-12</td><td>22</td><td>-4</td><td>-30</td></tr>
<tr class='s2'><td 's2_l'>1985</td><td>-22</td><td>14</td><td>-28</td><td>-14</td></tr>
<tr class='s1'><td 's1_l'>1986</td><td>-28</td><td>40</td><td>-44</td><td>-16</td></tr>
<tr class='s2'><td 's2_l'>1987</td><td>-36</td><td>52</td><td>-34</td><td>8</td></tr>
<tr class='s1'><td 's1_l'>1988</td><td>-32</td><td>64</td><td>-8</td><td>24</td></tr>
<tr class='s2'><td 's2_l'>1989</td><td>6</td><td>78</td><td>14</td><td>-18</td></tr>
<tr class='s1'><td 's1_l'>1990</td><td>30</td><td>62</td><td>28</td><td>-24</td></tr>
<tr class='s2'><td 's2_l'>1991</td><td>34</td><td>36</td><td>48</td><td>-8</td></tr>
</table>

[Pat]

Indy might be -8 since the start of the Pilsner...but isn't he the only one with a trophy?




I got your back...you fuckin' clown!!!

[Carlos]

Indy might be -8 since the start of the Pilsner...but isn't he the only one with a trophy?




I got your back...you fuckin' clown!!!

No one remembers who loses. If they did, then people would send me gifts for losing to Maine in 7 games in 1990.

Were you in the playoffs this year? I don't remember. (And this sounds like an insult. It's not. I'm just saying).

[Pat]

No one remembers who loses. If they did, then people would send me gifts for losing to Maine in 7 games in 1990.

I didn't know that winning the DL title in '87 is considered "losing."

[Ryan]

Indy might be -8 since the start of the Pilsner...but isn't he the only one with a trophy?




I got your back...you fuckin' clown!!!

Not only that, but I started this shit from an expansion draft. You other bastards had the entire league draft pool to choose from. Give me 5-8 more years and you guys will be lapped up faster than peanut butter at Perez Hiltons house on doggie sleepover night. Bitches.

I didn't know that winning the DL title in '87 is considered "losing."

Let him go with it.

[Carlos]

I didn't know that winning the DL title in '87 is considered "losing."

I thought we were talking about Brewmasters, you know, because that's what you guys always talk about here?

Of course, Ryan won the DL Title. I respect that. I remember it every year.

[Carlos]

Not only that, but I started this shit from an expansion draft. You other bastards had the entire league draft pool to choose from. Give me 5-8 more years and you guys will be lapped up faster than peanut butter at Perez Hiltons house on doggie sleepover night. Bitches.
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I don't care. I hate you and I'm going to remind you every single day. Ok, maybe not every day, but at least once every sim. Until I forget. Then I'll just remind you every other sim or couple of sims. Whatever. I hate you. That should be enough!

Also, I started in 1982 and then proceeded to destroy the entire team so I can build it under my direction. I don't know what I would look like if I started in 1978. Probably worse. I hate inaugural drafts.

[Pat]

Not only that, but I started this shit from an expansion draft. You other bastards had the entire league draft pool to choose from.

To our defense...there isn't a ton of original owners...with their original teams...

I thought we were talking about Brewmasters, you know, because that's what you guys always talk about here?

Yes, but we keep most of that discussion in the Brewmaster's forum.

[Ryan]

Whatever. I needed a defense and it was handy. Who cares if it holds water?

[Z]

DL Titles since realignment, by division:
Ale: Five
Lager: Two
Pilsner: One

The Pilsner SUCKS.

[Carlos]

Yes, but we keep most of that discussion in the Brewmaster's forum.

Touche.

I actually love Jim, Jake and Ryan.

Z, get out.

[Pat]

No one really cares much for Z anymore...

In fact, that's currently a hot topic in the Brewmaster's Forum this morning.

[Carlos]

No one really cares much for Z anymore...

In fact, that's currently a hot topic in the Brewmaster's Forum this morning.

Ah, I see what you're doing here. Is Clay excited to finally get his invite?

[Pat]

If you think he is bad on the public forum, you don't have any idea...