BLB Jokes/BS thread

[Sully]

Bump

[Sully]

Fag!


Nice, right thread.

[Jake]

I actually think I'm starting to understand this.

For example, if Z says something ridiculous in the sim thread like "I'm the team to beat" and I want to call him a fudgepacker while providing BLB stat driven examples on why he's not, then I should post that in the sim thread.

On the other hand, if Z was to say something in the candle thread like "I can't export for Wednesdays sim, I'll be at knitting camp" and I want to call him a fudgepacker while providing examples of queer guys who knit, then I should post it in the BS thread.

If Carlos and I are posting about how great the Pilsner is, while referencing our #1 divisional ranking in Shavermetrics, and Sully wants to call the Pilsner a bunch of fags while referencing the Stouts 4 BLB championships... it goes in the sim thread.

But, if Carlos and I are bantering about Pedro and Hector and get a little off topic, and Sully wants to call us fags just in general, he should do it in the BS thread.

If Pat wants to post something about Gaston the cartoon character in relation to Gaston the potential BLB draft pick, it goes in the draft discussion thread.

However, if Pat wants to post a picture of a clown in relation to Clay's "freelance" work, it should go in the BS thread.

Piece of cake.

[Delandis]

I swear some people suck all the fun out of smacktalking.

Glad I could help.

Just call me Linty.

But as your post demonstrates, you're unlike Linty in that you know when to pull out.

Yes, I'm a mutherfuckin' psychic......(j/k Linty...please don't ban me!)

[Jistic]

I think it falls on the community to keep it going.

[Ryan]

Bump. Fell too far down. Almost to 2nd page.

Nice save.

Is this going to be done by committee, or is this an everyman job? I mean, there is a certain integrity we need to keep in mind for situations like this.

[Sully]

Bump. Fell too far down. Almost to 2nd page.

[Z]

This is the worst idea ever. Of all-time.

[Jistic]

+1

[Pat]

Thank god we created this thread. That Sim Complete thread is hopping!

God deserves no credit.

Thank Clay and Linty.

[Sully]

Thank god we created this thread. That Sim Complete thread is hopping!

[Jake]

BUMP.

[Ryan]

BUMP.

[Pat]

A trench coat flasher approaches three elderly women on a bench at a bus stop.

He flashes the first women. She has a stroke.

He flashes the second women. She also has a stroke.

He flashes the third women. She screams, "I am not touching that!"

[Jake]

I'm going to talk BLB in this thread and BS in the BLB thread.