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O Commish, give us this day our token injuries to marginal players,
nobody too good that we can use during the season,
and nothing too severe, that it would impact the rest of his career,
but nothing too light, that would prevent him from going on IR
(let there be none of that strained hamstring, unknown length bullcrap).
Maybe just like a broken wrist for five weeks, or some severe headaches,
(but not concussions)
and let it mostly be to our backup DBs,
and maybe a backup WR or RB or lineman
(please no linebackers)
Also, if you could relieve Randy Boone of those yips he hath acquired so numerously, and heal together the fractured shards of his now-fragile psyche...
Amen.
nobody too good that we can use during the season,
and nothing too severe, that it would impact the rest of his career,
but nothing too light, that would prevent him from going on IR
(let there be none of that strained hamstring, unknown length bullcrap).
Maybe just like a broken wrist for five weeks, or some severe headaches,
(but not concussions)
and let it mostly be to our backup DBs,
and maybe a backup WR or RB or lineman
(please no linebackers)
Also, if you could relieve Randy Boone of those yips he hath acquired so numerously, and heal together the fractured shards of his now-fragile psyche...
Amen.
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