Pimp Your Players Thread (2008)

[Pat]

Here is the place to mention the great seasons your players are having.

For Portland:

CB Leo Duffy - First round pick 2008, 6th overall.
32 Tackles, 9 assists
2 sacks, 1 hurry
6 interceptions, 4 pass defense
4 forced fumbles, 1 recovery

The league leader in the OSFL has 7 interceptions.
The league leader in the OSFL has 5 forced fumbles.

[tomr1962]

Skip Binkow heading into Free agency has made only 6 of 13 fieldgoals. This all despite the fact my scout thinks he is the 2nd best kicker in the league...........And we offered him a 4 yr 7 million dollar contract which he has turned down. Must be his low intelligence rating kicking in.

[Acid]

Johnnie Goldhammer.

Not only does he have an awesome porn name, but he's the best punter in the league.

[Lintyfresh85]

Phillip Lincoln

6 straight games over 100+ yards rushing.

[Delandis]

Our only bright spot:

Rookie of the Year Candidate/Frontrunner

Former Illini, Conrad Bronson: 188 carries, 968 yards, 5.15ypc(league leader) and 3 TD's.

Probably would be more but we are always playing from behind.

[Guest]

Here is the place to mention the great seasons your players are having.

But what if you have nothing to PIMP....

[SoobieTech]

But what if you have nothing to PIMP....

Pimp your ride, Phil.

[Guest]

<table style="width: 600px; color: black; background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);" border="1" cellpadding="4"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="font-size: 18px; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center;" colspan="4">Offensive Player of the Year Candidates</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>QB Dusty Galloway</td> <td valign="center">St. Paul</td> <td>223-311 (71%) 2599 yds pass (8.36 ypa), 31 TD, 6 INT, 13 sacked, 16-61 yds rush (3.81 ypc), 0 TD, 2 fumb ( 217.615 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>RB Russell Estell</td> <td valign="center">Lake County</td> <td>248-1115 yds rush (4.50 ypc), 10 TD, 56-394 yds catch (7.04 ypc, 175 yac), 3 TD, 4 drp, 3 fumb ( 213.94 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>QB Corey Lincoln</td> <td valign="center">Columbus</td> <td>241-375 (64%) 2874 yds pass (7.66 ypa), 25 TD, 6 INT, 20 sacked, 25-132 yds rush (5.28 ypc), 1 TD, 3 fumb ( 209.08 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>QB Jumbo Clements</td> <td valign="center">Yuma</td> <td>274-420 (65%) 3226 yds pass (7.68 ypa), 26 TD, 8 INT, 13 sacked, 17-62 yds rush (3.65 ypc), 0 TD, 2 fumb ( 198.06 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>QB Floyd Cosby</td> <td valign="center">Morgantown</td> <td>225-350 (64%) 2897 yds pass (8.28 ypa), 22 TD, 8 INT, 14 sacked, 21-117 yds rush (5.57 ypc), 2 TD, 1 fumb ( 192.805 )</td></tr></tbody></table> <table style="width: 600px; color: black; background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);" border="1" cellpadding="4"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="font-size: 18px; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center;" colspan="4">Defensive Player of the Year Candidates</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>RDE Don Unverzagt</td> <td valign="center">Ohio Valley</td> <td>43 tkl, 11.5 sacks, 3 ff, 1 fr, 1 miscTD, 6 passblk, 2 caught, 17 hurries, 16 QBKnock ( 143.3 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>SS Louie Green</td> <td valign="center">Camden</td> <td>59 tkl, 0.5 sacks, 6 INT (89 yds, 1 TD), 2 ff, 1 fr, 21 caught, 10 def ( 138.06 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>LDE Brian Roset</td> <td valign="center">Memphis</td> <td>39 tkl, 12.5 sacks, 2 ff, 5 passblk, 5 caught, 30 hurries, 28 QBKnock ( 137.9 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>SS Wayne Tankersley</td> <td valign="center">Los Alamos</td> <td>91 tkl, 1 sacks, 2 INT (42 yds, 0 TD), 27 caught, 11 def, 1 hurries ( 131.68 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>SS Percy Bauer</td> <td valign="center">Brooklyn</td> <td>69 tkl, 5 INT (118 yds, 1 TD), 2 ff, 1 fr, 24 caught, 8 def ( 127.92 )</td></tr></tbody></table> <table style="width: 600px; color: black; background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);" border="1" cellpadding="4"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="font-size: 18px; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center;" colspan="4">Offensive Rookie of the Year Candidates</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>QB Rico Whalen</td> <td valign="center">San Francisco</td> <td>238-390 (61%) 2593 yds pass (6.65 ypa), 20 TD, 16 INT, 18 sacked, 15-73 yds rush (4.87 ypc), 0 TD, 2 fumb ( 113.495 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>RB Conrad Bronson</td> <td valign="center">North Liberty</td> <td>188-968 yds rush (5.15 ypc), 3 TD, 17-77 yds catch (4.53 ypc, 23 yac), 0 TD, 0 drp, 3 fumb ( 100.32 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>RB Warren Bryant</td> <td valign="center">Denver</td> <td>168-835 yds rush (4.97 ypc), 4 TD, 10-43 yds catch (4.30 ypc, 11 yac), 0 TD, 1 drp, 2 fumb ( 95.545 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>RB Craig Price</td> <td valign="center">Portland</td> <td>130-542 yds rush (4.17 ypc), 2 TD, 8-43 yds catch (5.38 ypc, 27 yac), 1 TD, 1 drp, 4 fumb ( 75.12 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>FL Glen Leighton</td> <td valign="center">Camden</td> <td>19-334 yds catch (17.58 ypc, 39 yac), 6 TD, 6 drp ( 54.25 )</td></tr></tbody></table> <table style="width: 600px; color: black; background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);" border="1" cellpadding="4"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="font-size: 18px; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center;" colspan="4">Defensive Rookie of the Year Candidates</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>SS Louie Green</td> <td valign="center">Camden</td> <td>59 tkl, 0.5 sacks, 6 INT (89 yds, 1 TD), 2 ff, 1 fr, 21 caught, 10 def ( 138.06 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>LCB Leo Duffy</td> <td valign="center">Portland</td> <td>32 tkl, 2 sacks, 6 INT (30 yds, 0 TD), 4 ff, 1 fr, 21 caught, 4 def, 1 hurries ( 92.6 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>SLB Erik 'Sum' Person</td> <td valign="center">Yuma</td> <td>51 tkl, 6.5 sacks, 2 ff, 25 caught, 3 def, 2 hurries ( 86.7 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>RCB Dusty Dinh</td> <td valign="center">Memphis</td> <td>35 tkl, 1 sacks, 2 INT (24 yds, 0 TD), 2 fr, 26 caught, 9 def, 1 hurries ( 76.86 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>NT Kent Cook</td> <td valign="center">Motor City</td> <td>42 tkl, 4.5 sacks, 1 ff, 2 passblk, 1 caught, 6 hurries, 1 QBKnock ( 71.2 )</td></tr></tbody></table> <table style="width: 600px; color: black; background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);" border="1" cellpadding="4"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="font-size: 18px; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center;" colspan="4">Special Teams Player of the Year Candidates</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>K Amos Loniewski</td> <td valign="center">New Orleans</td> <td>27-30 FG (90%, 7 40+, 0 50+), 21-21 PAT (100%) ( 88 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>P Mel Baker</td> <td valign="center">Boston</td> <td>31 in20, 2388 puntnet ( 79.68 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>P Jake Bayer</td> <td valign="center">Kalispel</td> <td>29 in20, 2653 puntnet ( 78.73 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>K James Moreno</td> <td valign="center">Camden</td> <td>22-26 FG (84%, 9 40+, 2 50+), 30-30 PAT (100%) ( 77 )</td></tr> <tr style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> <td></td> <td>P Junior Harrison</td> <td valign="center">Phoenix</td> <td>27 in20, 2737 puntnet ( 75.97 )</td></tr></tbody></table>

[Guest]

By the way, someone replaced all the helmet logos when uploading the HTML recently.

[aholbert]

By the way, someone replaced all the helmet logos when uploading the HTML recently.

I'll fix that tonight.

[Guest]

Thanks! Doesn't my post look much purtier now? :D

[Guest]

I'll fix that tonight.

Also, quick question: I'd love to use the vbulletin hack that allows for file downloads. Can you shoot me a link to it?