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24 year old FL Vince Consing. About 50 overall, well rounded skill set. Low endurance, but talented. Perfect 3rd WR. Gimme a current or future 3rd rounder and we're golden.
27 year old C Aaron Collier - He's pissed and wants to play some ball. Great endurance, average skill set. Solid stop gap starter type on a cheap deal who will add another year for peanuts. He's worth a 5th rounder IMO. Fork it over and lets forget this little incident ever occurred.
24 year old TE Luis DiBlasio - This guys bars are so weird they don't even serve alcohol. He's good though. He's a special teams maven, he blocks well, he has big play ability.. But he hates going over the middle and won't do much on 3rd down except panic and fall after catching the ball. Still, he has a cute dimple and I think his sister has a thing for me. He's not going to be dealt for peanuts. I'm more interested in a 3rd round pick or maybe a solid young RB I can pair with the ultimate time share back Richard Grasso.
Deals aren't necessities here, but these guys are kind of in a take it or leave it situation with us. Not too attached to them and would be open to deals. I have rented out a call center and staffed it with underpaid migrants so I can adequately field all the calls I am about to get about these guys, so go ahead and ring me up. We're gonna get into some no haggle, quick and easy handshake and a wink type shit.
27 year old C Aaron Collier - He's pissed and wants to play some ball. Great endurance, average skill set. Solid stop gap starter type on a cheap deal who will add another year for peanuts. He's worth a 5th rounder IMO. Fork it over and lets forget this little incident ever occurred.
24 year old TE Luis DiBlasio - This guys bars are so weird they don't even serve alcohol. He's good though. He's a special teams maven, he blocks well, he has big play ability.. But he hates going over the middle and won't do much on 3rd down except panic and fall after catching the ball. Still, he has a cute dimple and I think his sister has a thing for me. He's not going to be dealt for peanuts. I'm more interested in a 3rd round pick or maybe a solid young RB I can pair with the ultimate time share back Richard Grasso.
Deals aren't necessities here, but these guys are kind of in a take it or leave it situation with us. Not too attached to them and would be open to deals. I have rented out a call center and staffed it with underpaid migrants so I can adequately field all the calls I am about to get about these guys, so go ahead and ring me up. We're gonna get into some no haggle, quick and easy handshake and a wink type shit.
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