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WEEK 15 SMACKDOWN
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This week the 5-8 Monsters travel North (and West) to Utah for their face-off against the 7-6 Divisional rival Bees.
The Los Alamos coaching staff has promised to open up the play-book this week, featuring some unexpected players.
When asked for a comment, Monsters SS Wayne Tankersley (out with an injury) said, "That little bitch Van Lochtefeld better pray to whatever god he worships, thanking him for not having to face me this week. Even so, my boy Gino Dewacht promised me a sack or two just to let Van LOSSFELD know we were there."
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Statement released by Lucky Lochtefeld:
"I would first of all like to thank my Lord and Creator for giving me the opportunity to use my talents to help this team win despite having to throw the ball to that Papist devotee of the Antichrist Danny Viola. Hopefully, in some small way, I can be a vessel of his True Grace in this city of polygamous heathen. I pray that the Lord may restore the broken tibia of my good friend and radio active mutant follower of Satin, Mr. Tankersly, in time for me and Danny Vee to distribute his undergarments across the soggy, snowy red zone for the benefit of the cold, hungry children that aren't as fortunate as we."Cotton Kidd, General Manager: The Utah Bees
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The Bombers are going to get shot down tonight. I am going to take out my frustrations from my loss in the IFL on them.OSFL - Anchorage Gladiators
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Originally posted by HWessinmouseThis week the 5-8 Monsters travel North (and West) to Utah for their face-off against the 7-6 Divisional rival Bees.
The Los Alamos coaching staff has promised to open up the play-book this week, featuring some unexpected players.
When asked for a comment, Monsters SS Wayne Tankersley (out with an injury) said, "That little bitch Van Lochtefeld better pray to whatever god he worships, thanking him for not having to face me this week. Even so, my boy Gino Dewacht promised me a sack or two just to let Van LOSSFELD know we were there."
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