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  • WEEK 15 SMACKDOWN

    Let 'em rip.

  • #2
    This week the 5-8 Monsters travel North (and West) to Utah for their face-off against the 7-6 Divisional rival Bees.

    The Los Alamos coaching staff has promised to open up the play-book this week, featuring some unexpected players.

    When asked for a comment, Monsters SS Wayne Tankersley (out with an injury) said, "That little bitch Van Lochtefeld better pray to whatever god he worships, thanking him for not having to face me this week. Even so, my boy Gino Dewacht promised me a sack or two just to let Van LOSSFELD know we were there."

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    • #3
      Statement released by Lucky Lochtefeld:

      "I would first of all like to thank my Lord and Creator for giving me the opportunity to use my talents to help this team win despite having to throw the ball to that Papist devotee of the Antichrist Danny Viola. Hopefully, in some small way, I can be a vessel of his True Grace in this city of polygamous heathen. I pray that the Lord may restore the broken tibia of my good friend and radio active mutant follower of Satin, Mr. Tankersly, in time for me and Danny Vee to distribute his undergarments across the soggy, snowy red zone for the benefit of the cold, hungry children that aren't as fortunate as we."
      Cotton Kidd, General Manager: The Utah Bees

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      • #4
        =D> =D> =D>
        I think I peed myself a little laughing.

        Well played sir!
        =D> =D> =D>

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        • #5
          Good thing he didn't start into his Zionist defense of Abrams, Borsheim, and Levine... "The Defense That Never Rests!"

          Then he'd come close to offending everyone...

          ('He!' ha.)

          Good luck tomorrow! :)
          Cotton Kidd, General Manager: The Utah Bees

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          • #6
            Phoenix hosts the SF Bayhawks, who have one of the coolest helmets in the league. An interdivisional matchup, SF is a good team and shouldn't be overlooked. Surprise roster moves in store for this game for the Riders.

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            • #7
              North Liberty welcomes division foe Dakota to Iowa for a rematch of a 19-6 loss earlier in the season.

              We seem to have found a little offense later in the season, so I predict a 17-14 loss this time.

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              • #8
                Phoenix's vaunted "Point and Click" gameplan has been tweaked to near perfection.

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                • #9
                  @ 12-1 Columbus Catfish

                  Well, looks like the end to my four game winstreak.
                  Wilmington Wildcats- 2057-
                  Seattle Pilots- 2017-2041
                  Washington Bats - 1979-2013

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                  • #10
                    The Bombers are going to get shot down tonight. I am going to take out my frustrations from my loss in the IFL on them.
                    OSFL - Anchorage Gladiators
                    2015, 2019 OSFL Champs
                    2006, 2015, 2019, 2021 AC Champs
                    2007-2008, 2012-2014, 2016-2017, 2019-2020 AC North Champs

                    13 Playoff Appearances


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                    • #11
                      It's Groundhog Day in St. Paul tonight. We are on our first 2 game win streak in our short franchise history. If we win our 3rd in a row, there will certainly be 6 more weeks of winter.
                      St. Paul Bandits
                      2007 OSFL Champions

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hoosier
                        Phoenix's vaunted "Point and Click" gameplan has been tweaked to near perfection.
                        I've gone back to this philosophy for this week.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kingfc22
                          The Bombers are going to get shot down tonight. I am going to take out my frustrations from my loss in the IFL on them.
                          I'm gunning for a Top 5 pick, so let the anger out. :)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by HWessinmouse
                            This week the 5-8 Monsters travel North (and West) to Utah for their face-off against the 7-6 Divisional rival Bees.

                            The Los Alamos coaching staff has promised to open up the play-book this week, featuring some unexpected players.

                            When asked for a comment, Monsters SS Wayne Tankersley (out with an injury) said, "That little bitch Van Lochtefeld better pray to whatever god he worships, thanking him for not having to face me this week. Even so, my boy Gino Dewacht promised me a sack or two just to let Van LOSSFELD know we were there."
                            Wow, you really opened up that playbook. :) Playing Unknown at RB, was he your unexpected player? LOL

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                            • #15
                              I wish I knew. There's nothing better than spending an evening gameplanning only to have it all jacked up. Except maybe the lack of an explanation as to what happened.

                              on to destroying the Riders hopes of a sweep through the division. :twisted:

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